Are Supercars Not Jalop Worthy?

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10/30/2013 at 15:29 • Filed to: None

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'What's the most Jalop new car on sale today?'

77 and counting replies later, one comment that's grayed out with no recommends. Brown wagons and FWD commuter cars aplenty, and SUVs even, but no NSX? No McLaren F1? No P1? Not even the uglyful 458 italia? The only Porsche on the list is a rebuilt by a not-at-all-owned-or-affiliated-with-VAG restomod company. The actually new ones didn't make the cut at all.

So...do you guys think supercars are not jalop worthy?

Edit: The F1 and NSX aren't new, but I'm leaving them in there anyway.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! e30joe > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:32

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Because we are broke.


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:33

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I like the Aventador and the Ferrari F12 and the Porsche 918 is quite fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:34

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I do believe it is because the average jalop will never afford a new super car.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:34

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Supercars make wonderful posters. its more Jalop bait than actual jalop.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:35

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Any rich dude with zero taste can buy one. Doesn't mean he's Jalop.

Not a fan of Jay Leno as a comedian, but there's an example of a wealthy Jalopnik...


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:35

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Few of us can afford such vehicles.

What's the most Jalop new car you can buy? The subtlety is key.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:35

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Are they 'jalop'? Not really. That doesn't mean they aren't liked.

The FF is probably the most 'jalop' supercar on sale today, because shooting brake.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:36

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operative words "new car on sale today"

please find me a new F1 and I will gladly find the money for it


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:36

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I'd say to be properly Jalop, a supercar needs to be zany in some respect unrelated to being a supercar. Like, having a diesel option and a Levis edition. Quite a few supercars qualify for "zany", obviously. Or, the supercar needs to have at least one aspect of astounding, baffling lameness. A large part of the Buddha Nature, I mean Jalop Nature of a car is to have some facet of profound lameness, at least to some, that transcends and becomes awesome. Wagons: case. in. point. It's not necessarily hipsterism, but quirks unrelated to performance as such are a must.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Joe_Limon
10/30/2013 at 15:37

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But sometimes we pretend.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > 505Turbeaux
10/30/2013 at 15:39

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Here you go!


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:40

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haha I should have said for the original asking price too. I remember that one last year for 5.5M. I could probably reach out and find 1M to flip and sell it for 5.5M or more though!


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:40

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Some are.


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > PS9
10/30/2013 at 15:40

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THAT LAMBO IS NSFW...

I NEED TO BE ALONE


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Jagvar
10/30/2013 at 16:01

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Here here, I can't wait to tear into my new xbone and fm5.